Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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