I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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