That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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