Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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