You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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