Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
