I'm drive I can fine osifer
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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