My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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