Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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