if only i could text you this smell
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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