Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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