I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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