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go home
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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