That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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