Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
