you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I have fence marks all over my body
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
