How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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