I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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