im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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