There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
