are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
