I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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