I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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