Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
