i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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