Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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