so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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