the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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