thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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