well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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