I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I feel like abortions should bother me more
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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