I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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