At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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