soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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