he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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