I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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