grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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