Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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