Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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