So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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