honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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