I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
