apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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