No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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