But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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