? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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