Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
nutella sex= disaster
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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