So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that's an acceptable place to lick
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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