best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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