It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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