you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
be right there i have to get my cape
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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