i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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