It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
