i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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