Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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